I loved the recent New York Times article about “The
Bartender of Your Dreams.”
Writer Frank Bruni roped me in with his first sentence:
“My mother had eyes in the back of her head; Doug Quinn must
have them in the palms of his hands. How else to explain the way he muddled
mint for a mojito — and went on to make the rest of the cocktail — while
glancing alternately at the door to see if anyone new was coming in, at the far
end of the bar to see if anyone was telegraphing thirst, and at the guy in
front of him, who was babbling anew about something or other? Not once did Mr.
Quinn look down at the drink. It was like bartending in Braille.”
Bruni goes on to paint a picture of the venerable P. J.
Clarke’s on New York’s East Side and to praise Quinn’s (pictured here in a NYT photo) considerable talents,
quoting kudos from other esteemed New York City bartenders. Dale De Groff, who
last year won the prestigious James Beard “Outstanding Wine and Spirit Award,”
says he drops in on Quinn often, usually in the wee small hours, which is when
many other bartenders from around town congregate at Clarke’s after their own
shifts. “You’re not going to get a yuzu
gimlet from the guy,” Mr. DeGroff said. “Ain’t going to happen. But you’re
going to get a damned good martini.”
At a time when everyone with a shaker and a bottle of
Schweppes calls himself (or herself) a mixologist, it’s impressive to read about the real deal, a guy with “speed, stamina, dexterity,
personality and an awe-inspiring memory.”
Quinn holds court at the original P. J. Clarke’s on the East
Side, where seasoned bartenders have been asking “What’ll ya have?” for 126 years. (There are now
sibling saloons downtown and on the Upper West Side.) My husband and I were
among the fans soaking up the classic ambiance, along with not a few
Bloody Marys, in the early ‘70s.
After reading Bruni’s article, I'm excited to re-visit
what some call “the Vatican of saloons." I plan to put a Doug Quinn performance at the top of my agenda the next
time I’m in New York. In the meantime, I’m sloshing together a Tanqueray
& Tonic on this sunny Memorial Day and giving thanks for the fabulous
bartenders and bar scenes I’ve gotten to know over the years.
These are some of my favorites. I’d love to hear about
yours.
I was first introduced to David Nelson (left) over a captivating
concoction called a Kentucky
Tuxedo, a heavenly marriage of Bulleit
Bourbon, Sherry, homemade lavender syrup and homemade orange bitters. But
the engaging bartender/mixologist of Spur Gastropub and Tavern Law in Seattle
has charmed me in many other way since that first sip.
At Spur, David’s creative, but never contrived, cocktails
share the stage with the fabulous food of chefs Brian McCracken and Dana Tough. But at Tavern Law, it's all David, all the time. Even though McCracken and Tough offer a tantalizing menu, the focus at Tavern Law is on Nelson’s
unique, delicious drinks. It’s a
treat to soak up the warmth and quiet energy of the room and to watch Nelson
deftly whip up both classics and original potions. He loves to share his
knowledge and passion with customers. Pull up a bar stool and you, too, will
find out that Becherovka is not a
Slavic dance.
Matt Murphy’s Pub in Brookline, Mass. may not be quite as
raucous as the pubs I found in Galway and Dublin, but it does have flashes of that joy and
spirit along with equal reverence for perfectly poured Guinness and Stout. Oh,
yeah. And the food is light years better than most fare on the Emerald Isle. Owner Siobhan
Carew and the rest of her team behind the bar are consummate pros, both at
serving drinks and draughts, and charming guests. The fish and chips,
served on wads of newspaper atop the battered old wooden tables, are outtasite. In a lifetime of Happy St. Patrick’s
Days (we with the surname Clancy take the day very seriously), I experienced my
happiest at Matt Murphy’s. (Close runners-up: Little Annie’s Eating House in
Aspen, and The Tombs in Washington, D.C.)
If Butch Cassidy had galloped into Telluride, Colorado just
two years later, he might have ended up drinking up a storm at the hospitable
New Sheridan Bar instead of robbing the San Miguel Valley Bank and getting
himself thrown in jail. Built during the San Juan Mountains Gold Rush in 1891
(Cassidy and his crew did the dirty deed in 1889), the New Sheridan Hotel retains the
look and feel of the period, even though the habitués today are more likely to
be mogul skiers than metal miners. In keeping with the town’s persona, the bartenders are a
casual, laid back bunch; efficient, outgoing, and seemingly very happy to be
part of the Telluride mystique.
I don
’t know how versatile the bartenders at Butch McGuire's
are. The only drink I ever order at this beloved Chicago Bar is a Bloody Mary
because it is so damn awesome. But I do know that the gents have tons of
personality, a great sense of humor, and get the drinks out with lightning speed. This 50-some-year-old institution, renowned for its Sunday Brunch eggs
benedict special (the plate has FOUR eggs awash in terrific Hollandaise), is
also cherished for such traditions as the vintage model railroad that chugs
through the saloon at Christmas time.